tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876693044002239202011-04-21T14:39:48.062-07:00Twelve reasons not tho Digg This list - - - - - - - - Now with pictures!*Dont Digg Thishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13811626495405794845noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-287669304400223920.post-53464287094889338342007-06-25T17:29:00.001-07:002007-06-25T21:56:22.302-07:00<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Twelve reasons not to Digg this</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol><li><span style="" lang="EN-US">This page is <span style="font-weight: bold;">ugly</span> as hell<o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="2" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">It has <span style="font-weight: bold;">no original news </span>to offer<o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="3" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">Even the un-original news is <span style="font-weight: bold;">not interesting</span><o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="4" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">Even the un-interesting un-original news is <span style="font-weight: bold;">not news</span><o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="5" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">In fact, there is <span style="font-weight: bold;">nothing on this page</span> but this lists and some pictures<o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="6" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">The pictures are <span style="font-weight: bold;">irrelevant</span>, and have nothing to do with anything, and, well, you can’t even figure out what is on them, which <span style="font-style: italic;">irritates you very much</span><o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="7" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">You can clearly see I’ve set this page up in about 5 minutes; therefore I am a <span style="font-weight: bold;">lazy bastard</span> that doesn’t deserve to become popular through Digg<o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="8" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">Furthermore, I should not be rewarded for being lazy, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I should be punished!</span><o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="9" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">In fact, this <span style="font-weight: bold;">stupid list </span>does not even have twelve points anyway! and even leaving out one point on purpose is bloody unoriginal as well.<o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="10" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">Also, if you Digg this, many more people might come to this page and spend approximately 10 seconds figuring out that it is a <span style="font-weight: bold;">waste of their time </span>to even look at it.<o:p></o:p></span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-US"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <ol style="margin-top: 0cm;" start="11" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style=""><span style="" lang="EN-US">You do not want other people to waste their time, because<span style="font-weight: bold;"> you are a nice person</span>.<o:p></o:p></span></li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/287669304400223920-5346428709488933834?l=dontdiggthis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dont Digg Thishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13811626495405794845noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-287669304400223920.post-10330653740927696992007-06-24T21:56:00.000-07:002007-06-25T22:07:16.291-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCdzwemgqI/AAAAAAAAABE/KkzAOu8HwIU/s1600-h/wacky2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCdzwemgqI/AAAAAAAAABE/KkzAOu8HwIU/s320/wacky2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080233892186063522" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCdgwemgpI/AAAAAAAAAA8/WDQ-ChRptX0/s1600-h/wacky3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCdgwemgpI/AAAAAAAAAA8/WDQ-ChRptX0/s320/wacky3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080233565768549010" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCdcgemgoI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JLlVNAOoZjQ/s1600-h/wacky1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCdcgemgoI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JLlVNAOoZjQ/s320/wacky1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080233492754104962" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCd7QemgrI/AAAAAAAAABM/7jtI8cuuuyU/s1600-h/wacky4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_9cIb6NhkBD0/RoCd7QemgrI/AAAAAAAAABM/7jtI8cuuuyU/s320/wacky4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080234021035082418" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/287669304400223920-1033065374092769699?l=dontdiggthis.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dont Digg Thishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13811626495405794845noreply@blogger.com0