Twelve reasons not to Digg this
- This page is ugly as hell
- It has no original news to offer
- Even the un-original news is not interesting
- Even the un-interesting un-original news is not news
- In fact, there is nothing on this page but this lists and some pictures
- The pictures are irrelevant, and have nothing to do with anything, and, well, you can’t even figure out what is on them, which irritates you very much
- You can clearly see I’ve set this page up in about 5 minutes; therefore I am a lazy bastard that doesn’t deserve to become popular through Digg
- Furthermore, I should not be rewarded for being lazy, I should be punished!
- In fact, this stupid list does not even have twelve points anyway! and even leaving out one point on purpose is bloody unoriginal as well.
- Also, if you Digg this, many more people might come to this page and spend approximately 10 seconds figuring out that it is a waste of their time to even look at it.
- You do not want other people to waste their time, because you are a nice person.
